Chatpata Joke


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


Posted On : 29-May-12
By tushar pohal saini  tushar pohal saini

1 truck ko dusre truck se rassi bandh kar le ja raha tha SARDAR hass has ke pagal ho gaya aur bola SAALA 1 rassi le jane ke liye do do truck


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Girls Anthem These Days :D
Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota hai,
waise har ek BOYFRIEND zaruri hota hai...
Koi phone mai hamare balance dalwaye,
Koi naya naya phone dilaye..
... Ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye or ek tujhe dominoz
mai pizza khilaye....
Koi looks mai Hero, koi Zero hota hai...Par har ek
boyfriend zaruri hota hai....
Koi darling , koi sweet heart , koi janu hota hai...
Par har ek boyfriend zaruri hota hai


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

S+H+A+D+I

S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
I: Imtihaan Shuru
Jinki ho gai JHELO. AUR
Jinki nahi hui SOCH LO !!!!


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Open Heart surgery unit k bahar likha hua tha.
"Agar dil khol lete apne yaro k saath To aaj kholna na padta Auzaro k saath"
Share life with friends..


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Dadi mrte hue boli:Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor,50 janwar & 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam krti hun
Pota:dadi ye sub hai kahan?
Dadi: Farmville on facebook.:-D


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale
scooter den to car mangna, coomputer de to laptop mangna, shop den to ghar mangna. beta: papa agr Larki dain to uski maa
mangu Ka kya???


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein
pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Modern definition of"boyfriend "
A person who has to like all the status and photos
of his girlfriend no matter how bad they are..!


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet 

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.
Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
... Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.
''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."


Posted On : 25-May-12
By amarjeet