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TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." |
Posted On : 29-May-12 |
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By tushar pohal saini |
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1 truck ko dusre truck se rassi bandh kar le ja raha tha SARDAR hass has ke pagal ho gaya aur bola SAALA 1 rassi le jane ke liye do do truck |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Girls Anthem These Days :D Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota hai, waise har ek BOYFRIEND zaruri hota hai... Koi phone mai hamare balance dalwaye, Koi naya naya phone dilaye.. ... Ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye or ek tujhe dominoz mai pizza khilaye.... Koi looks mai Hero, koi Zero hota hai...Par har ek boyfriend zaruri hota hai.... Koi darling , koi sweet heart , koi janu hota hai... Par har ek boyfriend zaruri hota hai |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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S+H+A+D+I
S: Shanti Bhang H: Himmat Khatam A: Aazadi Samaapt D: Dimaag Kharab I: Imtihaan Shuru Jinki ho gai JHELO. AUR Jinki nahi hui SOCH LO !!!! |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Open Heart surgery unit k bahar likha hua tha. "Agar dil khol lete apne yaro k saath To aaj kholna na padta Auzaro k saath" Share life with friends.. |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Dadi mrte hue boli:Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor,50 janwar & 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam krti hun Pota:dadi ye sub hai kahan? Dadi: Farmville on facebook.:-D |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale scooter den to car mangna, coomputer de to laptop mangna, shop den to ghar mangna. beta: papa agr Larki dain to uski maa mangu Ka kya??? |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge? Santa : 10 Rs ka Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain... Dono bhi to utha saktey the na... |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Modern definition of"boyfriend " A person who has to like all the status and photos of his girlfriend no matter how bad they are..! |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai".. Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta. Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola. ... Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola. ''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.." |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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