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Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner. Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Funny Husband: I know all that. Wife: Then why did you invite the friend? Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married. |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again. Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it. Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty. |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question: Who killed Mahatma Gandhi? Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow. Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi. |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium. Laloo: How's it going? Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck. |
Posted On : 25-May-12 |
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By amarjeet |
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फ़ोन का बहुत अधिक बिल आने पर एक आदमी ने अपने घर के सभी लोगों को बुलाया और कहने लगा!
बाप: देखो, मुझे इस बात पर बिल्कुल भी यकीन नही हो रहा है कि फ़ोन का इतना अधिक बिल कैसे आ सकता है? जबकि मैं तो सारे फ़ोन अपने ऑफिस के फ़ोन से करता हूँ!
माँ: बिल्कुल, मैं भी! मैं तो कभी भी इस फ़ोन से फ़ोन नही करती क्योंकि मेरे पास तो अपना ऑफिस वाला फ़ोन है!
बेटा: मुझे तो मेरी कंपनी वालों ने बिल्कुल नया फ़ोन दिया है मैं तो उसी से फ़ोन करता हूँ!
नौकरानी: तो इसमें दिक्कत क्या है साहब? सभी अपने काम वाले फ़ोन से ही फ़ोन करते हैं! |
Posted On : 24-May-12 |
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By jujusaini |
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He''s Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows." |
Posted On : 24-May-12 |
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By pipu |
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Before marriage: Roses are red,sky is blue, O my darling!I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don`t come near me, |
Posted On : 24-May-12 |
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By rahul pohal |
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When Sharad Pawar was slapped, he received a SMS from Sreesanth - Sir I know the pain of being slapped by a Sardar :-)
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Posted On : 04-May-12 |
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By Manoj Dhasmana |
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